female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
Rosies of Color. Happy International Women’s Day.
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
They are all okay, and all those things could exist in the same woman.
I reblog this every time I see it.